Buildings Are Just Like Us: Doggie Style Feels Good

“This is something that should not happen,” Joep van Lieshout, the collective’s founder, said in a telephone interview. “A museum should be an open place for communication. The task of the museum and the press is to explain the work.”

“The piece itself, it’s not really very explicit,” Mr. van Lieshout added. “It’s a very abstracted shape. There are no genitals; it’s pretty innocent.”

Look, everybody loves doggie style. Doesnt matter who you are. You either love giving it or getting it. I’m not sure which one is which either. Are you getting it if you are the receiver? It could really go either way. Doggie style is such a riddle!

That’s not the point of the blog though. Doggie style is good. Duh. The point of the blog is what longtime stoolie and collective founder Joep van Lieshout said.

Can something be explicit if there’s no genitals shown? Whoa. Never thought about that before. I have to be honest, I think it can be.

It’s clear that these buildings are sexing each other. Deep. Im talking so deep that ole Ariana Grande might make a song about it. “Got me walkin side to side” and whathaveyou. Oh. You didnt know that? That song is about fuckin a big dick to the point where it makes you walk funny.

But, I dont think that counts as explicit material. I think these buildings are bangin just to make a child. Look at their faces. The faces of these buildings look lifeless. Almost like they are made of stone or something. She’s not looking back at him with that “give it to me, daddy” look that would make a building look really steamy and passionate and therefore explicit. These buildings are fucking because they’re trying to have a baby. It’s clear as day. You only have like a 2-day window each month to conceive. Ovulation, folks. Look it up. It’s not just about blood. If trying to have a baby is explicit, maybe the French need to stop being such tight asses.

I do hate seeing this type of sexual relationship. No passion. No zeal. She has that “just go” look on her face if I’ve ever seen it. A kid wont fix that. Unfortunate.

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